It’s almost as if no one likes the new kid who comes into a new job and starts telling everyone whose been there for years whats what instead of shutting the fuck up and learning.

Where’s Scotty Lundegaard going to go to hang out with his friends now?

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

I briefly worked at a crappy sporting goods store in an even crappier mall. The corporate office sent us tapes (honest to god cassette tapes in 2011!) for our in store music. We got a new tape in every Sunday. These tapes were only 40 minutes long. In an 8 hour shift I heard the same short playlist TWELVE FREAKING…

I think we’re burying the lead here: they hit a cruise ship first, about an hour before!

Eat your heart out 11foot8 bridge.

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

Pretty much anything a person in a Nissan sedan with tinted windows does while driving.

Aggressive tailgating in traffic. I feel so incredibly unsafe when someone is tailgating me, and often I’ll switch lanes rather than deal with that. When someone does it in traffic it’s crazy making. There’s literally nowhere for me to escape to, and it’s impossible to go faster than the cars in front of me. It makes…

Serbia? Serbia is landlocked. What do they need a navy for? Cruising the Danube? 

Just buy a Tahoe.

Seems Dr. Sanderson experienced an unconscious coupling.

THIS.

I don’t know any of these songs.

That high schooler got no love from that priest. It would have been different if he was in elementary school. Because catholic priests rape little children, is what I am getting at.

As an ex-Nissan employee who worked/lived both in the US and Japan for a decade, I would say the thesis of this article is spot on.

                                      A moment of silence, please.

Multicolored lights/big bulbs is the only way to do it. All other lights can step the fuck off.