Redsox have more than a TV contract. They own a major chunk of NESN. The Dodgers TV contract was just insanity by Time-Warner since none of the other cable companies in LA area are willing to pay the price that T-W wants for their Dodger Channel.

Loria bought the Marlins in 2002 for $158.5 million. Forbes estimated the team was worth $520 million in 2013. Now Jared and his family are willing to blow $1.6 billion on them. The rich really know how to set money on fire. How much money is the National Enquirer sliding Jared for his NY Observer? 

He’s the Slenderman wearing a Tony Hale mask.

HB2 has been “the law” for close to a year now and as far as I can tell, not a single person has been charged under the law.

He doesn’t quite have the comic chops like the folks on the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.

Way to stick it to the man! And remember kids that their precious “records” are worthless. Backbone is priceless.

You’re really being optimistic thinking NC State will make the NIT. Their level of play should get them disqualified from riding the CAT bus.

OJ Simpson is buffing up his resume.

Hannah Van Buren was stuffed and her corpse was leaning against the FLOTUS pole at all major events. Where do you think they got the idea for Weekend At Bernies?

Trump only went to Penn for his two upperclass years and was “focused” on real estate.

What did you catch the t-shirt with?

Drew, were you around to for Cowboy fans at the end of the ‘70s?

To quote the Daily Show: Learning curves are for pussies!

Just too many dirty jokes and I don’t want to go there....

Has he killed someone and his lawyers want to use this video to prove his client is too unstable to be held responsible?

He’s the Ric Flair of the NBA. We’re lucky he doesn’t drag a steel chair onto the court.

So the Cleveland Browns not wanting him to be another name on their QB funeral pyre wasn’t a big enough of a hint?

Pal of mine played high school football in high school. He can’t quite remember how many times he was knocked out during practice. Why? Because his coaches insisted he tackled with the crown of his helmet into the breast bone of other players. And when he woke up, they’d tell him could walk it off or they’d find some…

When does she play Kronsteen?

Briles seems to have taken “The Longest Yard” as the secret to his recruiting success.