You forgot that four inch heels and thong are also on the agenda.

Nice that Art is going to get peace in his life while the dozens of female students that attended Baylor will never rest knowing that they were sacrificed for a chance at a National Title.

Why not Ben Affleck vs. Mel Gibson?

So it wasn’t Bill Bixby?

They are funny because they are true.

Any club that won’t have Ivanka Trump as a member must be stopped!

Houston Rockets signed Ric Flair this morning.

Why can’t they just expand out each team to 20 players?

They can all be replaced by D-list celebrities who can make it happen in 3 days. Who needs experts when you have stars!

You want to get under his skin - buy 30 seconds on Fox News in the morning.

Trump has given The Rio Grande to Mexico.

It’s been an assy season.

The whole thing seemed to be a major plug for her drummer boyfriend.

Because it’s a short distance. It’s not like they have to spend billions of dollars to make 100 m track. It’s not like developing a world class hockey program.

NASCAR lost it with the introduction of the Safer Cars. Not that the concept isn’t worthwhile, but basically at this point, all the car bodies are the same design. A Ford, A Toyota, A Chevy....it’s just a sticker on the front. People used to get excited and identify with the race when their new Lumina or whatever was…

He ought to be marching as another Trump girlfriend promised the world.

Imagine what Roger would have done if Brady did this. But since it’s a Steeler, well it’s just good fun.

The greatest day of their lives and they act like they’ve been forced to chaperone their kids’ junior prom in D.C.

Maybe there’s a connection to Jared’s BMT parties?