Is it really history if it happens every four years and pretty much nobody remembers much about the entertainment unless they blow it or there’s a lip synch coverup.

The same way that it seems that he doesn’t have his own photographer that follows him around. He seems satisfied with staffers just using their cellphone cams or just stealing AP pics to use on his twitter sends. He’s vain and cheap.

Whatever happened to just merely having an affair with your sister-in-law while your wife is in the hospital recovering from a C-section?

It should have been you, Garfield, you!

He’s just been hired to be Trump’s Communications Director.

I prefer to think of Bunny Carrie Fisher.

What could go wrong in Philly? It’s been such a lucky town this year.

They must have low Swagger Syndrome.

In all fairness, Violet was the first person to screw Charlie Brown when he was trying to kick a football. She feared he’d kick her hand and that’s exactly what that guy seemed to be doing.

Is it too late to change my New Year’s Eve party’s theme to Dr. Strangelove?

You can’t argue with people who live in an alternate universe about the color of the sky.

They’re pretty much a divorced couple - except she’s waiting for him to be liquid enough to call a lawyer.

Seeing how Ivanka and Jared are now ISIS (and other terrorists) targets, I would feel rather uncomfortable knowing that she’s on my commercial flight. Why weren’t the secret service agents there to act as blocks? They should have been the ones ordering that guy off the flight. I want to go on a nice flight without…

Where were the secret service agents?

Is my father the only West Pointer not owning an NHL Franchise?

Do they win the Irony Bowl?

Will the Holiday Bowl invite Bill Cosby to flip the coin?

A lot of these players that were going on about boycotting are going to have very difficult Christmas conversations with grandma. “So were you one of the Gangbang 10?”

Shame this wasn’t done for Crazy Eddie’s.

Both Art and the NRA are all about making the rural representatives want to keep the city slickers in check. It’s these hicks coming out of the mountains and cornfields wanting to teach us about the real America that turns this place into a laughingstock.