A majority of the people steering North Carolina into the abyss are rural politicians who are jealous of the cities.

The money isn’t better when you look at the amazing perks of college - such as all the wonderful free stuff and the ability to rule the campus. Having spent time around Coach K. at Duke, it’s his college. He has four offices on campus, his own training complex, an elevator that requires a retina/finger print scan and…

Man U. plays Saint Etienne. That’s not fair. There’s only three members of that group and one is female. At least they have a peppy theme song.

I’ve never seen so many pictures of Putin smiling with a twinkle in his eye than when he’s around Tillerson. These guys are so cute together. I do hope a senator asks if Tillerson has ever felt Putin’s bare chest.

Browns locker room has banned razors from the showers.

We are slowly going to have “Games suspended: referee shot dead” headlines like a Colombian soccer matches.

Only during her spare time.

Steve Bannon makes his money on this Seinfeld rerun.

The deaths of the Green Berets that Mattis refused to rescue is his Benghazi. Plus he’s also a con man seeing how Mad Dog sits on the board of Theranos after he did his best to make the Pentagon stop investigating the fraud blood testing company and just accept the lies.

Best Case: Chinese banks demand Trump by back his around billion dollars worth of loans now. Donald has to quit being president when his only option is to make a deal with Russian banks.

More Boner Pills!

Guessing nobody heeds the advice of Mickey anymore:

The Founding Fathers had no idea that this country would be overrun with ignorant douchebags that are easily duped. If they had a glimpse of these people the Constitutional Convention would have ended like Jonestown.

A huge cost that reminds you that you’re poor is the price of housing. Tech Companies have made sure that nobody earning less than six figures can afford a place in the greater San Francisco area. As soon as the media whispers that the economy is recovering, the price of rent for an apartment complex pops up $100 a…

Does this mean Thomas will now have a second career stalking ESPN’s Gameday crew?

I would hope that the parents of a female student would yank their daughter of Baylor. While I’m not a big fan of the “safe space” concept, Baylor seems to have decided that rape is cool if it gets us into a big time Bowl game. Any parent that writes a huge check to that place knowing that their daughter is just meat…

Must still have problems with lingering Milwaukee Braves.

What? Didn’t the judge just yell, “Rub some dirt in it and walk it off, ya sissy!”

Maybe she’s not a woman? She’s something cooked up in an organic chemistry lab.