Donald Trump didn’t run three casinos into the ground on sound economic principals. He’s got a system.

Trump must be upset that the kid isn’t a narcassitic entitled sociopath like the rest of the family.

This is Harvard - home of the rich bigoted white guys who exploited minorities and terrorized non-Christians. They should be protested for not appointing Bannon their human mascot.

Imagine how many games Shawn Kemp would have missed if he attended all the births of his kids.

You’re right. We’re just screwed at this point. Time to build a bunker and stock up on cat food.

Batista must have merely been Hitler Lite.

He could stuck around for the gizzard festival.

Can we call up the FBI and demand they investigate these millions of fake voters? Trump just declared the entire election a fraud. Time to have him in court to prove his words. Oh wait, he’ll just throw a few millions to let us ignore facts.

Respect is taken like when you yank out the spinal column of your opponent like in Mortal Combat.

Guess her talent isn’t going to be free safety.

In my day, we got our nicknames from regular college fun like drinking foreign booze and human sacrifices. Bleach Bum.

I was hoping for The Las Vegas Craps.

Facts are now opinions. Loudest is the truth.

I wondered when Phil Spector bought an NBA team.

“How soon from now will the university deactivate your email?”

He goes to a play where the Vice President kills the title character. What did he expect? Kinda like Ric Flair showing up at a Ricky Steamboat tribute.

He works at a newspaper. How much can he get paid for that dying gig? Shouldn’t this article include “I have to find the tires to get my home a movin’ up the road.”

Will they now be staying at Knight’s Inn or America’s Best Value?

There’s something nice about an Armistead Maupin novel being turned into a minor league baseball team. Next season let’s have the Portland Our Lady of the Flowers.

At least Phil didn’t talk about LeBron having his Clan around.