That’s not funny....according to Charlie.

It’s not that the courses were a joke, it’s the UNC put a player on the Dean’s List who didn’t do a minute of work. This is UNC - not UNLV. And even there, Tark didn’t conceive of getting his players on the All-Academic team with rocks for jocks. Roy Williams is trash.

Maybe the UFC can have his brother Skippyjon Jones take his place in the fight?

Jeff Krulik’s Led Zeppelin Played Here is an amazing work about memory, legend and suspect paperwork.

There was the time the Duke newspaper gave grades to how the players were doing that season. K went nuts.

The solution is simple, UConn needs to be forced to only have their players for four years max.

HTC Vive works better with glasses on.

The new law also allows age discrimination and bans cities from imposing their own minimum wages. This is the their next step in forcing cities and towns to sell their water systems to private corporations. Basically in order to keep transgenders from raping children in bathrooms, the Art Pope paid for legislature…

The Basketball Hall of Fame has a really low standard for keeping college coaches on the wall. Think the Hall will put a note next to Pitino declaring “Might have won a target using mother-daughter stripper-hookers to lure in prospects.” Or Roy Williams with “Put players on the dean’s list without having them do any…

Legally can the Big 12 offer a network when it only has 10 teams? Sure the Big 10 has more than 10 teams, but that’s bonus schools.

When you’re a designated hitter who can barely clear .200 and can’t get 15 dingers out of the yard, maybe it’s time to dump the “good luck” charm kid? Perhaps the players wanted a better kid in the clubhouse.

I control all references about The Cleveland Browns wanting to draft Kevin Durant.

I feel sad for any hooker that allegedly services Ted Cruz. He probably tries to pay them in slightly used Dr. Seuss books.

New spokesperson opportunities:

At this point, Raleigh is forgetting they have an NHL team.

I blame the lose on that horrid haircut. No man is a winner with that shearing.

“Are you into sucking? Cause if you come to Atlanta, you’ll be sucking a lot.”

Daniel Snyder signed the aneurysms using the franchise tag.

Shame he wasn’t carpooling with a few of his board members.