Sure he’s not from Tennessee?

What’s the over/under on number of sponsor plugs he’ll work into his farewell speech?

So the failure in both the Nets and the Islanders to sell tickets in Brooklyn can mean one of 2 things. 1) People in Brooklyn don’t give a crap about sports. 2) People in Brooklyn are doing their hardest to afford their rent bill and working two or three jobs so spending a few thousand dollars to watch millionaires…

Probably something to do with fantasy football.

Trick question: There is no spring in Michigan.

As the resident Yankee hater, I just have to wonder how much this hurts the loser that used to run around the Stadium dressed as Babe Ruth angel leading the 1918 chant?

Why didn’t he apologize to his hand?

His Dong really knows little of the transition game. Where’s the outlet man?

I have a film degree and own a lot of Bond films on Blu-ray. That should get me the head of CIA in Ted Cruz’s White House.

They can send them over to the Microsoft Surface factory.

What are the odds that he applied to study at Fred Sanford University?

Lacking those qualities seem to make them perfect for being the next Rick Snyder.

Can we just say that the real problem is that producers only want to hire a minority of minorities aka Denzel Washington, Kevin Hart and Samuel L. Jackson. The only “sure box office” minority female seems to be Medea.

More like Dick Quarterpound at this point.

All you need to know is that in the presidential election years that the AFC wins, the Republican claims the White House. As much as it hut to watch the Patriots lose, I’d rather see Tom Brady throw the ball in the dirt that hand his golfing buddy Donald Trump (or even Ted Cruz) the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

If I plow down Kanell as he’s walking to his car in the ESPN parking lot, do I get charged for a late hit penalty since it’s just something that happened after the whistle had blown all those years ago.

That’s a special kind of fan if he needs to be blurred that low.

“It is prohibited gambling in Texas if you bet on the performance of a participant in a sporting event and the house takes a cut,” Does this not describe hedgefunds?

Certain Packer fans are different than normal football fans because they own stock in the team. Other than that, you’re just a commodity being tapped by an enterprise that will leave you in a heartbeat if you don’t give your first born to the billionaire owner.

What ex-college athlete doesn’t merely just want a free video game so they can have something to during their never ending therapy sessions for knees that were torn apart at the Popeye El Salvador 5-7 ESPN Needs Programming on the Wednesday After Christmas Bowl.