corey3rd
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Can you blame the guy for having a drinking problem? He’s probably had more losses in a 76ers uniform than his entire career starting with a rec league peewee team. By mid-season, he’ll be looking at veins to overcome the pain of being another loser in Philly.

Let Johnny be Johnny only works if Johnny Football doesn’t have the same points per game as Johnny Futbol.

Ever since they cut Tim Tebow and denied them their hype-child.

The cure for autonation came too late for my grandmother.

I wouldn’t want my kids to see that kind of blow.

I blame the refs for hating this logo.

Ironic to think that anything he took could enhance the performance of the Bucs.

The reporter from Amish Buggywhip Daily is in the booth.

He gets “free college” by simply allowing himself to be beaten up every weekend and now and then gets hit hard enough to black out. How much punishment should a student endure for free college? Could I get a free history class if I let a kid from a rival school poke me in the eye? These kids will pay for their free

He must have got it from staying up all night and editing wikipedia entries.

Ottawa Rough Riders are the only true Rough Riders!

Why not Strip hockey where everytime you give up a goal, you lose a piece of your uniform? That would get mom to watch.

“There are only two types of vodka. Good vodka and the battery acid that makes you go blind,” Oscar Wilde.

Does that mean his kids won’t get to spend anymore time in Iowa?

This is a false flag! Don’t you people know that every game averages 170 goals except the media hides all those goals and only shows you the “highlights!” This is nothing more than Soros and Big Goal makers ruining our heritage!

Blame it on the Kardashians.

Maybe he needs to coat his thin skin with donkey sauce.

It’s not like in the middle of the Super Bowl he acted like he was pulling down his pants and taking a dump in the endzone. Cause that’s what a classy organization does.

This story is useless without a dancing Cam gif.

PorzlinGod - as in “bow to the PorzlinGod!”