Someone feel cheated?

This would make a great mechanical coin bank.

This is a tongue bath as if the candidates are wearing bacon cologne as the Fox Business News “experts” have all the integrity of hosts of an infomercial.

Proposition 34B - Keep The Riff Raff Out of the Billionaire’s Bathroom must be passed! Houston is ready for it.

Maybe cookie dough is code for something more horrific and forbidden?

How about a cup of BIG TITTY BLEND coffee?

Back in my day, a man who had to clean up the mess made by a rich entitled jerk was called Mr. French.

Upset that a ranked ACC team was upset. Must preserve the money - unlike that loser Florida State couldn’t do.

Coach K prefers the karma come down on the football team.

Have you tried to unplug the truck, let it sit for 30 seconds and then plug the truck back in?

Are we sure it wasn’t because Dad wanted her to marry a punter?

Will this be what reunites him with his mustache?

Another person whose career was cut dramatically short by association with Dusty Baker.

But with lower mpg in his car, what percentage of that 25 bucks would go into big oil? Of course Bill saved money by not buying his own sweatshirts or doing laundry.

Why even go with taxes? Why not how much Bill would have to pay to tank up his car to get to the practice field?

Because there’s nothing the Lakers need more is a messed up player that’s beyond his prime. As if Master P would hire Odom to run his tour.

When is the NFL going to have Brain Concussion Awareness month? Or is that in April?

Hildy used to work for Jesse Helms. She was very scary.

Seeing how the Chargers are eager to pack up and move to Los Angeles like the Clippers, Steeler fans in the area probably found this an easy ticket to nab.

He wants to get back to his first love of dinner theater.