Did ESPN have to fact check if Sacramento has a pro basketball team?

You forgot these ladies who are the reason why anyone cared about that “Hard Knock Life.”

Light weight.

No tears on the sponsor’s logo!

Do they show Steve parking in handicap spots?

God Emperor Leto II is transforming.

I would turns into a massive racist if I knew someone would buy my team for hundreds of millions more than it’s worth. I’d burn a cross at halftime to triple my investment. Does anyone at the NBA get the fact that they “punish” racism by making people incredibly wealthy by getting them to sell their team? Shouldn’t…

This is the same excuse that Vince McMahon gives when his refs blow the calls.

Those are just the ashes from his Grandfather’s dream of seeing the Bills win the Super Bowl.

I’d rather see Project Nim made into a feature film.

Does Draft Kings offer a one day play deal?

Blocking people on Twitter? I thought only the president does that?

You run because there’s a chance you’ll be part of the Not Top 10 Plays of the week.

You want to see a woman’s bathroom, you do it Porky’s style.

Buffalo Wild Wings said in a statement Tuesday night. “We are currently re-evaluating our relationship with Steve pending a review of all the facts.” This is legalize for “does anyone know if he’s been paying to have sex with girls at the Plaza? Cause that would make this so much easier.

Black hasn’t been this non-intimidating since Ice Cube went fishing.

Penn Fighting Quakers.

How did Harvey Pekar’s estate not sue over the most violent episode of American Splendor?

Tomsula put in an application to be a Vikings offensive lineman at halftime.

This diet explains way too much about his life. He’ll be pushing up daisies in a month from his body being bored to death.