Bat Boys are notorious for faking player autographs. Players drunk during games? Was it Mickey Mantle night at the ballpark?

The Hucksterbee is back.

He was hired to be offensive.

The Eagles must want Satan to hold their clipboard.

Rotary phone in the shape of a football.

That’s the face I’d expect after Fred pulls the mask off the ghost. He must have an issue with meddling kids.

Is this court ruling Symptomatic?

I’d imagine rimjobs carry more weight at front office full of limp non-performers.

symptomatic? Like that really would come out of Roger’s mouth at midnight. “His brain bone been hurtin’?” is more like Roger.

Integrity is mere a PR buzzword used to pimp Derek Jeter’s retirement.

Jared, Bill Cosby, Jimmy Saville, Dennis Hastert are people whose legacies have gone up in flames thanks to doing horrifying things to people. Unless Tom Brady deflated those balls by molesting newborn orphans, his legacy is going to be fine.

Jimmy Kimmel is sporting that Hospice Chic look.

You’d figure that a school whose basketball program was marked by one player murdering another player, would already have such safeguards in their system. But as they say in Texas, “Football!!!!” And what’s the point of investigating a football player for violence since you’re expecting him to beat the crap out of a…

An NFL player can break another player’s jaw in the locker room and the team doesn’t have to call the cops to report the assault.

Why does it seem that most of these guys could have saved a bit of money by putting more events on the air from Lake Tahoe and spending the nights partying at the Bunny Ranch?

The fact is that Northwestern Players are entertainers expected to bring in viewers for the Big Ten Network that’s on your cable box. The schools will be exploiting their glory and pain for decades with various “greatest games ever” compilations as they charge fans a few bucks a month to watch unpaid amateurs deliver…

I had an English class with Kramer back at NC State. He was a great guy to talk to before and after. Very positive person to be near. It’s getting easier and easier to see that football is a destructive sport on the body and the mind. Perhaps in a decade the only way kids will play the game is via their EA Sports VR…

The Big 12 is so bad that the 11th and 12th schools deny their own existence.

so that goes under movies/musicals named after songs that they didn’t actually contain: Boogie Nights.....