It’s not my money. Take ‘em for all they’re worth. BTW this is the year where an NFC team has to win the Super Bowl so the democratic party nominee wins the White House.

At some point all your trophies will be forgotten thanks to those brain injuries you received for the sake of winning at all costs.

Is that a run for every year since Ben’s nanny was born?

Because politicians give mere lip service to the things they hold holy such as families, marriages, disabled vets and Jesus.

ESPN dedicated how many hours to Snoop Dogg’s kid playing high school football and deciding which school he needed to attend and now he’s bailing for film? What is it with ESPN pushing pushovers on America?

Now those kids in Pfugerville have an extra lesson from camp - always keep your helmet on - even in the locker room.

This is the last shot of a horror film.

I’m sorry, but maybe if I decide to break a co-worker’s jaw, I’m getting arrested. Why does the NFL get to thumb its nose at workplace violence? Why isn’t ESPN going nuts at the NFL being supportive of co-worker violence?

All this work for 8 days of use a year. Kinda like that above ground pool your neighbor bought.

It appears the Tampa Yankees and the Tampa Rays both attract the same fans that like to dress as empty chairs to fool opposing pitchers.

Polvo’s “Celebrate the New Dark Age.”

Perhaps what’s amazing is that one of the first pieces of academic advice college football players receive is to avoid at all cost are those pesky science classes.

Why weren’t the refs suspended for 4 games for pumping up footballs to 16 psi? How many other teams have suffered from 16 psi? Can a ref over inflating a football be used as an advantage by a mobster looking to mess with stats in a game. Can this be seen as a way to mess with the over/under like an NBA ref who calls…

I prefer to think of it as Nutmeg Vs. Cocaine! Snort Bowl.

Why not? In journalism, nobody gets rewarded for being cautious, waiting until facts have been submitted and then fact checking the facts. Why are we to believe he had a real source spouting out this junk? He gets a minor lead and he just runs with it. He knows that the NFL has a thing against the Patriots so why not…

“The day the United States has need for a malingering robo-hobo with no skills that sits next to the road like a bag of shit and asks people to do things for it, we will build one for ourselves, and have the good sense to give it lasers.” I miss Ed Anger in the Weekly World News.

But you have to spend over a full minute waiting for Serena to beat her opponent. Whose got that much time in their lives now? The Amish.

Perhaps the people most harmed are those who bought tickets in advance to see Tom Brady play that night instead of the Understudy. Maybe a few ticketholders need to file with the judge to claim their enjoyment of the game will be damaged by having the Super Bowl MVP not playing on the night when the team unveils their…

How many millions of dollars have been spent on this crap? How many people have been able to send their kids to Harvard for four years because a few footballs might have been a little light, but of course there’s no way to tell since they did not measure and register each ball before they hit the field. If this was so…

That shadow belongs to Roger’s paycheck.