I bought Roxy Music’s “Avalon.”

Does he also have a role in Adam Sandler's next flick?

It would probably end up like the post-show from The Sons of Anarchy. That was stunning in the sense that it seemed like everyone was tasered right before returning from commercial breaks.

The NFL is Hydra.

Aboot time!

Because he’s the most electrifying personality in sports entertainment. And HBO doesn’t have a contract with the NFL.

I wouldn’t have known that they won except I clicked on the picture to find out the flavor of medals they handed out. I bet the US silver were also maple syrup tasting.

That’s not underwear.

Coaches are about money and players are merely there for a free education seems to be the NCAA mindset.

Tiger Woods is now killing time until he can get on the Seniors Tour.

He only got one concussion in high school? I had a pal who played in high school ball in the early 80s and swore he was knocked out at least once a month during practice. They were all taught to lead with their head into the chest of the guy they were tackling.

This is a rather dirty element of college football. How many coaches bolt right before the major bowl game because it’s not about the team. Dave Doeren gets N. Illinois in the Orange Bowl, but he’s not wearing a headset that night because he’s collecting a fat bonus signing to NC State. Loyalty to the program or to…

In the future, one of them would host a morning talkshow while the other would send unrequested dick pics to women. #SackTime=SadTimes

Your honor, being “Offensive” is part of my client’s job requirements.

So he uses steak sauce as a lube? Kinky.

What about his apology posted on Friendster?

Yet Gronk has all his fingers.

He’d never start for the USTMNT.

Is there no rule about the announcer stopping the match and calling for medical attention when the referee is knocked out?

Gump Worsley started drinking 2 hours before he woke up.