What’s been amazing about this entire fiasco is how UNC and their fans have a complete lack of shame. They’re too busy defending themselves with the “everyone else does it” after decades of “UNC doesn’t have to stoop to win” BS. The chancellor has spent more time trying to dog and pony show smart athletes instead of…

So he invest all his graft money in bat guano futures?

Waiting for NBA TV to shine these turds into diamonds of wit.

Dick Cheney wishes he had Sepp Blatter’s balls.

They found the third Reuschel.

It’s been 15 years since I was excited about seeing a Cameron Crowe movie. Maybe he’ll hit the two decade mark of frustration. He blew his wad on Almost Famous and then he’s had no where to go. Maybe he can do Almost Famous 2 about what happens when the journalist kid marries the rock star. That’s personal story. How…

I clicked since I thought this was “Live from the Orgy.” suckered.....

How many people would be reps to FIFA or the Olympics if it wasn’t for the sweet nectar of graft money and favors? Would any of these people care about these gigs if it was just the honor of serving the youth of the world and the honor of honest sports?

Al Davis was a cheap ass bastard. Why would he want to have a constant gas bill as a shrine to him?

Gronk is a reality show with the world as his camera crew.

Not to go all conspiracy on the ping pong balls, but when you put a man who cost a franchise millions to pay off sexual harassment claims in charge of your WNBA franchise, there seems to be odds that NBA will make you pay for stupidity.

NFL = WWE. It’s all just a big drama meant to keep people watching the NFL Network during those 7 months when there’s no real games.

There’s that fine line between making a kid with cancer feel good about knocking down a former champ and a billionaire making a washed up boxer play the fool. Turns out that line is as wide as the Pacific Ocean.

Still a better throw than 50 Cent.

They make money not merely from TV rights, but in the cases of NESN, YES - by owning the TV network. What is the lifespan of UFC superstar? There’s no senior league. Less you get now is the less you get forever.

I knew it was you, Fredo.

If Bill had any balls, he would have worn this t-shirt

But he never deflated a football so that makes him one of the good guys.

I blame Martin Mull and his History of White People in America.

Wait, does that mean Kobe won’t have 2 hour tongue baths on ESPN with Bill?