Bookended by the Smug Twins.

Today I am the most overpriced man in the World.

From Fox News, the channels that spends how much time telling their viewers that the political opinions of celebrities shouldn’t matter, comes a celebrity giving you his political opinion.

Tom Brady is the Ric Flair of the NFL. As much as these writers think he’s a babyface, he’s always had a touch of the heel.

Funny would have been the guy dropping his arms in shock and despair that she’s a Bulls fan and letting her go flying over the sofa. That’s funny. A man throwing her over the sofa is a felony. This video is something that the NBA needs to fine the Cavs owners for proving that all those domestic abuse workshops were a…

And what a lame sting operation it was. They didn’t even write down the air pressure on the balls before they were sent out to the field.

Gronk is what would happen if Dusty Rhodes had done a sit up.

It’s called winning and you’ll get a taste of it when I slap your loser lips with my 4 SuperBowl rings.

Why would Tom Brady know these guys names? I’ve worked for six months at a company and I keep people straight by remembering them as Simpsons characters.

Just like Coach K drew it up.

What about the North Dakota Flaming Oil Train Cars?

I hope the shoulder injury doesn’t prevent him from signing his check. That would be too much.

But she’s not having to shovel snow to make it to the stadium on Sunday morning.

I’m hoping this goes as long as a Rousey fight so that we can hear a nation scream, “I paid $100 for that?”

Man of Steel is what would have happened if Warner Brothers had allowed Terrence Malick to direct a Superman film.

perhaps this ought to be the real shape of a Raiders helmet.

Shouldn’t this jersey belong to a team called The Texas Instruments?

The mystery of Whitlock comes from his “write on Monday what they’ll be talking about on Friday.” But isn’t the point of sports writing “write on Friday what they’ll be talking about on Monday”?

I guess we get to experience season six of The Wire on CNN.

Perkins lets down the Celtics one more time.