The Carnegie Deli got shut down?

I graduated from college wearing a lion suit. Amateur.

That name came because one of them was working on his PhD.

Even if he was given free seafood, his inside source would have at least got him past the cashier with some sort of manager’s special discount on the ticket or fake raincheck. What team in the post Johnny Football era wants a guy who just says, “how much free publicity have I given Publix for their seafood?

On the positive note, the police didn’t pick up a dead runner and zip him to the finish line to collect his prize. Don’t they have some sort of GPS/Smartphone app to let people know when they’re running off the course?

They’re still upset at the “Ban Bossy” campaign.

That’s the worst figure four move.

She ought to be fired for making America feel pity for a towing company. What’s next, McHenry going to make us feel bad for Chilean Death Squad members?

At least nobody died this year.

That half a billion comes out of your cable bill every month.

The traffic makes it feel like it’s just outside Baltimore.

But New York City doesn’t have teams that are even within the state. The Washington D.C. Daniel Snyders play deep in Maryland far from the tax base of the District.

Isn’t there something hypocritical about the fact that the first thing Moreno did when he bought the Angels was lower the beer prices so people could buy more and could get drunk for less? Now he’s got an issue with booze in his park?

When Stu hit the ice, everyone knew someone was getting pounded either with checks or dropping gloves. The Canes were foolish to let him go. I just saw that Stu is a lawyer and color commentator.

The first season was great for me since they kept giving the NC School of the Arts free tickets in the lower level. NCSA gave us free bus trips to the games. It was a dream.

First off the Canes natural rival is Hartford Whalers fans at ESPN.

Why does this happen right after the Knicks claim they’ll be going from worst to first next season? Is Tonya Harding now their executive adviser to the Dolan?

Bill Simmons, your Satanic sacrifice is here. Bill Simmons, please come to the lobby to collect your sacrifice.

So it’s really a battle between Violent Douchebag and Hypocritical Asshole. I’m rooting for the rig to fall into a void.

Wall Street or Draft Kings? What’s the difference? The people in charge of the rackets clean up more than the winners.