What’s the point of fragging a drowning man?

“I know Oprah.”

He’ll soon be head of WWE refs.

They were watching Lu Lu the panda humping away.

It’s a shame that Scott Walker couldn’t stick it out and get his college degree instead of skipping off to play in the Koch Brothers Pro Politicians Association.

Thank goodness UNC has that phony “National Championship” banner up in the rafters to con the faithful into thinking they won 6 NCAA tourneys.

And the citizen of Miami get rained on again thanks to the Marlins. Did this downpour short circuit the Mary Blair rejected nightmare in the outfield?

Why can’t he take her to see the Nationals when they play in Baltimore in September? Wouldn’t that be win-win, take kid to a Nationals games and keep up his boycott of the park?

Velcro letters and numbers would solve this all.

Stanozolo? That’s what you get for ordering the chef surprise at an Italian restaurant.

It’s a man’s job to blow calls.

What if the Angels trade Hamilton to the Raiders and the Raiders cut him since the NFL doesn’t care about these sort of contracts?

If he could score 40, I’ll punch him in the other eye.

What is the point of building a monstrosity on the river if you only see the river while waiting to take a piss? Or is that feature going to reduce the number of urinals installed.

He ought to be fined for pumping up the spirits of Falcons fans who think their team is playoff bound.

He can go back to being a stand in for Kevin Hart.

Nobody told me that if I wrote an article for a local paper that I could never write another column for my university's student paper.

The NBA does have a "minor league" in the Developmental League. But it's pretty much written off as detention for those who were college frauds. Even basketball fans forget the D-League exists.

"Tollefson's mother forced him to sleep in her bed and gave him daily enemas until he was 16." I think I would have pleaded for the firing squad than have that piece of information revealed in court. Unless it was part of his Fetlife profile as he lookedfor a new mommy.

Why doesn't the NFL want real cameras in locked positions? Perhaps the same reason the WWE doesn't allow the knocked out ref to look at the instant replay to determine what went down. If a dollar store can have security cameras, why can't an NFL stadium?