I look forward to his apology press conference.

I’m sorry. I read this and I get it, but I’m still having trouble processing the words “Jets” and “plan” being in the same sentence without a also containing the words “have no,” or “lack a conclusive/consistent” in between.

I further your point by stating: Nick Foles won a Superbowl.

Friday 11:41am

In fairness, they’re now free of the horror of having an effective black quarterback. They’re now free to draft a somewhat less effective but super scrappy white dude the fanbase can pin all their hopes on until week 5 or so when they realize he sucks.

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

That road is definitely white and gold

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

You misspelled Carson Wentz.

So, where is Nick Foles playing next season?

Possibly the whitest white guy to ever white guy.

Bills fan, eh?

I thought the technical term was “gingervitis”...

Perhaps someone will laugh eventually.

As a Browns fan that wanted us to make Tyrod Taylor an offer he can’t refuse, I’ve been rooting for the Bills to get in, because something nice should happen to some hard-luck franchise in the Year of Trump. Here’s to Buffalo randomly running the table.

This is cool. I know I’ve been extremely critical of Bills ownership, management and coaching staff but the pure joy of these players and the image of a man who’s played 12 long hard years for one organization is why I love sports.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

Who needs accuracy, amirite?

President Hoover started with a volleyball. Nice small dent in the sand.