As a lifelong Bills fan who is from Western NY and who has attended 70+ games, I’ve stopped going because of shit like this. While Deadspin laughs at the antics of Hashtag Bills Mafia, most of us fans who have been going for decades are sick of this shit and would like to go to a game without seeing people act like…

As a Steeler fan, those 2nd & 4th round picks are looking better & better every day.

Man, Burfict makes absolutely zero effort with any other part of body but his head. What a fucking jackass.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

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The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

“Well, kids, we screamed at our televisions every time he came on screen. Oh, and we drew penises on his head in Photoshop and posted it to Twitter.”

Sam, I guess you’re responsible for the clever images and graphics and GIFs (or GIFs, as some of the kids say).  Sorry to hear that you’re leaving, because those have been under-the-radar magic since I started reading Deadspin.  Great work.

So the Jedi won? I’ve heard from somewhere that Jedi get more powerful (than I can possibly imagine) after getting struck down.

This scenario seems to be trying to tell me that 6-7 Jedi with light sabers and force push/telekinesis can’t take down a t-rex reliably?  Come on now.

The past vs the future? No, the Jedis are from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Probably contemporaneous with the Cretaceous period; I assume this is an accurate historical reenactment.

Looks like the folks who said none of the war criminals from the Bush administration will ever face justice spoke a little too soon.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”