Tribal tattoos are a pretty good indicator of less than stellar brain function.

Solution: develop a body tattoo that changes colors when sufficient brain damage or oxygen deprivation has been achieved.

Did the pilot suggest which god they pray to? I wonder if the Pilot suggested the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

“We need you for one last mission XxSlutKilla98xX”

“I told you, I don’t do that anymore. I played during the old days, before Care Packages were introduced to CoD.”

To the dude eyebanging the uneaten eggroll, how fucking bankrupt is the communication between you and your fiance that you can’t even ask about eating one of her appetizers? If you can’t communicate over food your marriage is fucking doomed.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

That short of a man that close to the field clearly wants to be taller and a baller but the question is, does he like his dad want to be in fact a shot caller?

Anyone who actually pays for this fight deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the Sun. This is MacGregor agreeing to get his ass kicked for many millions of dollars. That’s it. Other than everyone counting on selling a bajillion pay-per-views and getting fuckin PAID, there is zero reason this fight should happen.…

“ my university’s groundskeepers have to spend time and effort blowing leaves into piles for pickup and composting in the Fall.”

So that pattern of channels cuts the current down by 25 percent, allowing fine sand to accumulate there. It also directs sand-laden currents of water into that center area, where the suddenly slowed current lets the sand drop down.

Neighbors.

“Close your eyes” - yeah I’m gonna pass on the bukkake box thanks.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

Goddamn I loved me some Sheena Easton back in the day.

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

He and the calf then nursed from the mother cows udder.

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.