Sorry but the Battle of Endor (in RotJ) took place in 4 ABY, so at the very least, TFA took place 34 years after the climax of A New Hope. Assume those plans for the first Death Star were stolen not long before the Battle of Yavin, and you get 34-35 years for Rogue One.

You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Take her away!

Read that like Gerard Butler in 300.

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

A few more run-ins with the law and he’ll be ready for a long career with the Cincinnati Bengals.

My 11 year old niece at 12 year old nephew showed me a video of big fat guy who ate baking soda and vinegar then puked it up, he does a whole series of these fucking things and they love them. Today’s youth are fucked.

Whoa whoa whoa...if loving sexy disney princesses is wrong...I don’t wanna be right!

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

Call me crazy, but what if... stay with me here... RG3 goes to Cleveland, leads them to the postseason, and then inexplicably shits the bed when President-elect Trump picks the Browns to win Super Bowl XLI.

Field position isn’t the only incentive to the so-called mortar kicks. There are a LOT of fumbles and penalties on kickoff returns. If the new rule creates a noticeable increase in returns, I’d bet on seeing a significant increase in holding penalties and turnovers on kick returns as well.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

Counterpoint the sequel: If you don’t know how to use a turn signal, why the hell would I assume you know how to use a turning lane?

I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience

LOL nah man. No. More of an asshole than the Diaz brothers? Lol you’re a joke dude.

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize this wasn’t a title fight and he was 25 lbs out of his weight class? He’s been shit stomping his own weight class.

The level of idiocy in your comment is superior to Connor’s stand up game, well done.

That track and field joke. Chris Rock is living his best life and I am so glad I get to witness it.

Guys... HE BROUGHT STACEY DASH OUT. He is fucking with everyone.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?