Backing away from James Harrison? That’s Vontazingly Burfict.

Behold hand-crafted teacups, and copper mugs filled with hot mulled wine,

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

My name is Colin, except in Cleveland, where my name is “Caaaahhhh-lin.”

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Let’s not pretend Eli understands complex emotions like happiness or sadness.

I know...it’s always winning, winning, winning...it gets old. Who do they think they are, having only one season worse than 6-10 since 1970? Pricks

Most amazing is someone still doesn’t know how to hold a phone properly. Unless they’re 6 years old.

Well, to his credit, this week Rex finally came up with one truly offensive scheme.

You can tell the apology came from someone within the organization rather than Sammy himself, because there’s punctuation.

using ‘once’ for ‘wants’ - never seen that before.

Shirtless Eagles Supporter Needs Chest Supporter

It’s like Braveheart, only with more clogged arteries.

Aw dang, talk about loving art I’ve seen all my life and not knowing who did it. Rest in peace, good man!

Why is Randle taking a shit on the field?

I think I’ve got the lip-reading down, everyone — I believe he was repeatedly saying “peppermint roll.”

Yeah, but do you like that?

(it’s not okay what he did - here’s what I hear)

My weekends are obviously far too tame.