Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

Honestly would have never (ever!) considered getting a tattoo with my season ticket seat number before this video.

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

The Bills are doing something special. It’s not often than a non-winning franchise is disliked. The power of Rex Ryan.

That and 5:30 AM in Seattle is 8:30 AM in Charlotte... not exactly middle of the night for an east coast body clock.

I have an idea that might fix all of this. It might sound crazy, but we have to do something about these incidents. So just hear me out.

Is the destroying tables thing really that common for Bills fans or are we all witnesses to the only occurrences? If the latter, will this result in Deadspin starting a new trend at Bills games?

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a person hailing from the New England area is shot in the head while visiting Dallas.

This story is being blown completely out of proportion. Greg Hardy was simply leaving the stadium after the game.

Classy call there dickhead

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

Before anyone breaks out the old “if only they had guns” trope, let me remind you: Texas is a stupidly shaped cesspool that should be punted into the sun.

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.

Katie Nolan is fantastic. Too bad I don’t watch FS1. Wish she has a bigger platform.

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

You used three sets of parentheses, but one period? You should not be in any school system.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*