It’s truly amazing how many stupid people will follow these diet fads until they get bored and go back to eating an entire pint of ice cream while watching Netflix.

Eat more fruits and vegetables and lean meats. Stop eating junk food and other bullshit that is obviously terrible for you. And fucking exercise. If you do…

Wait, does he think that explanation makes the 49er fans look better?

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

I’m honestly kind of over the NFL. I’m secretly not even that excited for the season. Oh sure, I put on my jersey and pretend to have a happy face, but deep down I just feel indifferent about it and don’t really want to support these asshats anymore. Because they are all the assiest of hats. Every last one of them.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans

@BillSimmons

It was not legal,

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

You and my dad. But my dad’s in love with Donald Trump so his opinion is invalid

I’m proud of you son

♪♪ “ Losing feeling in my hands...” ♪♪

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

Aren’t you supposed to be in court right now Roger?

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

“Please trade me.” ~ Cam Newton

You gotta admit, that Bojangles commercial is awesome.

it's like the Pats knew what Seattle was going to call.