Considering that boy bands were once known for forcing any homosexual members to hide their orientation to maintain their squeaky clean image and sell more posters to teen girls, this is a nice change.

I read that Blake Lively excerpt 4 times and I still have no idea what she's talking about. Is she aging? Is she being attacked by bees? And what the fuck do color coordinated sprinkles have to do with anything?

I've read that he's the first openly atheistic Congressional candidate (other interviews have said that he's an agnostic Humanist)! He's really badass.

I'm not saying Lena looks like this turkey, but her dress does.

My daughter just broke up with her girlfriend over the girl's racist statements about what was happening in Ferguson. Sounds like it has generated racist statements from people who were able to hide their racist tendencies before this. I hope we can put to rest the whole "post-racial society" trope, which wasn't true…

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

I love it because it sounds both clumsy and painful! It makes me think of slipped discs.

...that pregnant women who more closely follow pregnant celebrities, along with other factors, were more likely to have body image issues and stress regarding weight gain...

Doused heavily with conditioner and swept back would be a huge improvement. I once bleached my hair that light, and whenever I touched it, it sounded like someone stepping in hay. Crunchy and highly flammable. Around two weeks later I dyed it, thinking it would be a nice auburn. It hadn't occurred to me that auburn…

I didn't add it mostly because I don't think it necessarily affects the whole silliness of throwing her in jail to punish her for not having resources. Unless you're adding in that time as well?

It reminds me of debtor's prison—can't pay your debts? We'll lock you up so that you can't work your job until they're paid! Makes sense!

Gwyneth to JLaw - that's like going from your mean grandma's picture-perfect house with plastic runners, slipcovers and well-dusted Hummel collection to your fun grandma's house full of cigarettes, cats and afternoon cocktails. I think the kids will love stepmom.

This calls for a leek cleanse!

Do French pharmacies carry a special cream for confusion? What kind of Swiss wood makes the best $200 spoons for stirring up weird feelings?

i wanna read the goop post on this.

When I dance, small children cry. Adults panic and ask if I'm having a seizure. Dogs whimper. Friends urgently apologise on my behalf.

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.