I think it's captured perfectly in the bit where you express ambivalence over whether to be gracious & possibly encourage him to keep talking/proposition for a date or sex/invade your space/etc. or to ignore him and risk him getting angry that you're being a cold bitch. Men don't typically (note I did not say ever,…

Will do, thanks!

I would totally stock my pantry with cricket flour. I can't wait for this stuff to be available for online ordering!

Look, I endeavor to be empathetic and compassionate toward kids based on an understanding of the different stages of their cognitive development; this applies to other peoples' kids as well as my own. But that post is a funny piece of petty revenge fantasy. I simultaneously felt really bad for the poor mom (assuming…

I'm pretty sure if Ayn Rand was alive today, she'd sneer at almost everyone who claims to espouse her philosophies, dismiss them as looters, and then go hang out with Warren Buffett.

Wait a sec. Lallapalooza is still a thing?

"What I have learned today is that there are people on Twitter who think in absolutist terms, to an extent I wouldn't have believed possible."

So am I the only one who read this and immediately thought "Lord, I just hope he didn't bring his dog along"?

I would so be on board with Gwendolyn Christie as Wonder Woman.

Ach, you totally beat me to it. Nicely done.

Well played!

Yup. That's because most companies don't offer maternity leave, FMLA only covers 12 weeks, and women don't want to lose their jobs for having a kid. But sure, bitches be gamin' the system or whatever.

Such a great response, thank you!

Brian Williams, George Takei, Laverne Cox, Aisha Tyler, & Kathy Griffin. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE.

Mine do that, too. When we realized the meows sounded like their victory song when they "killed" one of their toys, we started offering praise and that would satisfy them enough that they'd quiet down. Maybe that would work?

Benadryl for the short term, meditation for the long term?

Lindy, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. I think I was the only girl in high school who didn't swoon and sob through the end of that crappy-ass movie, and my puffy-eyed friends looked at me like I was a sociopath for it. If I want to watch a good movie with a boat in it, I'll take Jaws any day.

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