"Do you like room-temperature cream-of-chicken soup, but just wish it could be more like a beige snot-brownie? MERRY CHRISTMAS, TINY TIM."

I'm sorry, is Tim Gunn actually suggesting that most runway models are shapely and curvaceous, rather than having more androgynous physiques*? We must be looking at different pics from fashion week.

I like what you did there.

This is just delightful, Bravo!

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOPE.

Dear Biebs, Gaga, et al.,
Primates are not props or pets. They are behaviorally complex wild animals that are put through enough shit because of human activity. They can catch infections from humans, & can give infections to humans, and a whole bunch of species are endangered, including most of the lemurs & lorises and…

The Don Henley song "Dirty laundry" started running through my head halfway through reading this article, which seems appropriate.

Uh, SOME people get married to start families. Other people get married for all-consuming adoration, companionship, etc. with no expectation or even desire to ever have kids, and have very happy marriages. Besides, if starting a family is the primary driver behind people getting married, then technically it doesn't…

Reading that in the article, I had a moment of Lifetime-movie terror that my husband has a second wife and house; that was so exactly the kind of response he'd have.

I thought the same thing, it makes the Utah school board's actions even more despicable.

FIEEEEEEEERRRRRCE!!!!

Hooray!! I recognized her right away from a Boston Globe article about her and her family, and I'm so glad to see her thriving!

Goddammit, I should not have watched this at work. Where the hell are my tissues? YOUR "BEER" IS STILL TERRIBLE, BUDWEISER.

"They just filmed the Fifty Shades of Grey scene in which Ana is forced to go out in public wearing Uggs as some sadomasochistic ritual, or something."

Oh honey, NO.

Suzanne, you look fantastic!

YES to this whole look.

Huh; the frame is supposed to be on Laverne Cox (not that Carmen Carrera isn't also gorgeous).

She is so gorgeous, I can't even handle it.