Nope, those make the pop sound when the airtight seal is broken. TOO LOUD, SIR!!

"Because status success is more vital to the male psychology..."

<rubs head in exasperation> Why do these psychos have to keep pretending that they represent the interests of American gun owners? I am so fucking tired of these lunatics seizing the narrative any time gun legislation comes up and preventing any reasoned discussion of the topic.

Since when is wearing pink and baking cupcakes a signifier of sexuality? Her little club is based on discomfort with being around gay ladies, not her desire to live more fully as a sexual being.

Wait, this was a neuroimaging study, not a survey study. 70 is actually a pretty big sample size for this kind of research. I take your respective points about whether this is representative of men in general, but let's be fair.

Nah, you just need to bring a beaker. It's just a little water displacement, bro! No big deal!!

Also, re: this quote,

I'm having a lot of difficulty getting riled up about this supposed problem. If Macklemore ripped off another artist's song without proper permissions or credit, that sucks and he should probably face a consequent lawsuit. But I don't see it as him appropriating the message of gay hip-hop artists, and I don't see him…

It sounds like you're hitting on a bigger problem (re: the assumption that you're LGBT code-switching depending on whom you're dating, which...whuh??), and that's Ally or not, you can't fix stupid.

Yeah, but that would be directly speaking for someone else, which would be exactly what the article is concerned about, i.e. the appropriation of someone else's struggle from a comfortable position of privilege. The fact that he writes about his own encounter with anything straying from rigid definitions of…

Yeeeeeaaaahhh...judging by the number of cray-cray hairstyles he's proudly sported, I don't know that I'd feel validated by his support of that hot mess of a performance.

Dear Cathryn,

Oh...my.

Daaaang, that sounds good. Lucky Japanese people and their avant-garde candy.

I prefer to think of it as an Evil-Heiress-on-a-Soapy-Drama thing to do. Passive-aggressive would be leaving pissy notes on her facebook page or sending weight-loss guides to her house. Where's the sadistic creativity in that??

one hopes.

Thanks for the recommendations!

1. This guy just redefined the whole "Daaaaad, you're EMBARRASSING me!!!" gripe.

Wait. ....wait. Really?? This guy's crazy quotient just quadrupled. He knows that no black magic is actually involved in the mixing of mayonnaise and egg yolk, right? I mean, ....Jesus Rollerblading Christ.

srsly ROTFLMFAO can you BELIEVE this guy?!?!