What the frickety fuck is that stupid thing. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FRICKETY FUCK IS THAT STUPID THING.

Is this Modest enough for ya?

Dear lord baby jesus, please let this trend spread.

Ha! love it.

Holy bazingas, Yoda finally found himself an Ewok babymama.

I have no opinion either way on the vomit references, but I do have a strong opinion about cancer: it can go fuck itself, for reals. I'm really sorry that you're slogging through treatment, and I hope that you find yourself in remission really soon.

This. http://lumiukko.tumblr.com/post/16303955760

I thought the EXACT SAME THING.

Brilliant!!

Hey, Girl. I got my eight tiny wingmen up on the roof and a big sack of douchebaggery just for you. Wanna come sit on my lap?

Mm-hmm.

Jesus Face-Palming Christ.

Me too, he's one of my all-time favorites.

You're not a loser! Hubby and I always like to go to a crowded venue and people-watch when we're flying solo for NYE, since there's never any shortage of drunken lunacy among the revelers. Sometimes we construct backstories and invent dialog for the really interesting interactions, or incorporate a drinking game into…

Saw it and loved it! That said, it's not for the faint of heart. The violence visited on slave characters is appalling (but not historically inaccurate), particularly in one scene about halfway through, and the N word is thrown around in almost every line. Of course, it's also a Tarantino movie. And the eye holes…

Stop it, you're making me blush. ;)

Likewise!

Um............gross.

Dear Charlotte Allen,

Thank you so much for standing tall and talking about your miscarriage. I'm so sorry that you're going through this, and I really truly hope that you heal from this (as much as is possible), and keep being so brave and open about it.