"A motherfucking QUICHE."

If they're that hard-line about it, I'd suggest (based on similar personal experiences) calmly repeating the mantra "my political leanings are none of your business." I'm sorry that they can't be more open-minded, but that's their problem, you did nothing wrong by exercising your rights and voting. If they ruin your…

bkillet81: 31 years old, virgin, serious mommy issues, can't score with the ladies, thinks that Jesus is his bro. latent mental illness likely.

This is what Katey Sagal thinks about Palin ripping off her Peg Bundy look.

I think you're absolutely correct. Once scientific methods had progressed to the point where ultrasound technology was possible and the mechanisms of embryonic and fetal development were better understood, they rethought their position on an important issue.

She'd punch all of the floodwater back into the Atlantic in ten minutes flat.

I think this sums it up nicely.

BAM!

I for one am relieved for the residents Vatican City that their local Party City still has novelty headdresses in stock for Halloween.

Well, really. Were we expecting anything better from this guy?

Best. Debate. EVER.

This teacher should be forced to pick her career out of the garbage and then eat it in front of her peers.

I love the caption for this on animalsbeingdicks.com: “If they didn’t want them STACKED in this order, they wouldn’t be SIZED this way, DEBRA!”

I actually love wearing those padded sports bras as my regular bra in summer months, when its hotter than the inside of a dog's mouth all damn day; the fabric dries really quickly when I'm sweating my ass off outside, and the padding helps make sure I don't high-beam whenever I walk into an air-conditioned building.

Congrats, Ari! Now please bend over, Ima hafta check ya asshowle.

So how did this rhesus macaque end up living wild in Florida??

I personally think that the moral issue is less about the specific example of birth control and more about the slippery slope created when religious beliefs are used to dictate commerce. It's my understanding that the reason why the HHS mandate is not an infringement on religious freedom is that it is not forcing…

I gotcha, I definitely get uncomfortable around overzealous atheists. I definitely think that religious folks don't have a monopoly on hope, but I do think that faith is a problematic concept. I tend to lean more toward confidence than faith, since the former is usually based more on reason and precedence whereas the…

Yay, Happy Festivus, Dad!

I think that the judge who recently ruled to uphold the birth control mandate put it very well when she pointed out that the federal protection of religious freedom is meant to be a shield, not a sword (I put the link to her decision below). I would find it morally reprehensible to force birth control onto anyone who…