Nicely done.

Ugh, you totally beat me to it!

Swooooooooon.

A fair point; I read in another article later that day that her dress was around $850 (indeed, a ridiculous price for an item of clothing that appears neither bulletproof nor equipped with lasers) and the shoes were $120. Still about a third of the price tag on what Mrs. Romney wore, though, and given that her husband…

I imagine this will help to guarantee that you won't succeed.

Good points, thanks for that.

Yeah, but I'm not sure that anyone's published a book in which they try to actually claim scientific proof of it. I've always encountered that sort of statement as an insult, never as an actual hypothesis.

I don't think it makes her better, it makes her less hypocritical. Ann Romney stood up at a convention that presented itself as Reel Amurricans talkin' all folksy & salt of the earth and all in touch with hoi poloi in a dress that costs more than my monthly mortgage. It speaks to a certain cognitive disconnect.

Van Helsing looks like a masterpiece compared to this.

So true! I hadn't fully processed the full douchery of that sentence when I first read it.

Starting a sentence with "Even though I feel I'm beyond the highest caliber of men,..." is like starting one with "I don't want to sound racist, but..."

Hey now, that's not fair. Nails are plenty sharp. Hey-O! Thank you, I'm here all week.

Mmm-hmm.

Dear Ann Coulter,

Oh my god, so jealous of your npr affiliate.

Excellent point, sir/madam!

That reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit talking about how conservatives had stolen all the rock and roll (

That is just fantastic.

Oh hey! A bunch of Eugenecists from the 1920s called, and they want their bullshit Social Darwinism back. Pick up a bio text sometime before you drag someone's name through the muck.

Me too. Now if only John Mayer would stop trying to steal it...