Show me the law that says you can’t launch a dildo at a drone. After all, you’re not trying to hurt it. You’re trying to make it happy.

Dingi.

Avalons

Lmao at Road Ballast

We Need A Name For Non-Car People

Cis-fendered

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

I would imagine hell yes.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

Don’t speed when smuggling weed

Enjoy your date, road head can wait.

Be warned that if I see a car parked in this fashion, my standard procedure is to remove your wiper blades.

Doug, this is what you need to know about Nokian Tyres: They are the best when it comes to winter tires. The. Best.

He’s making the Panther great again

Yes. Environmental regulations would stop us from getting the SQ5 TDI.

I somehow doubt (although I could be wrong) that a car with a fully electronic transmission will have an actual key (other than the tiny emergency ones hidden inside the key fob). With a fully electronic transmission shifter, how exactly are you supposed to shift the car out of park if, for example, its battery dies?

Actually, they have an eight foot bed that doesn’t have to be made.

Meanwhile, if this had been Mary Barra, you’d write an article about what a bunch of out of touch shitheads GM are and how stupid they are for alienating potential customers. Then Reddit would make the story go viral, and GM would be inundated with Twitter and email harassment until they kowtowed and gave the guy a…

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