It’s true, the Element is classy.
This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.
No joke: we had one of these with an auto transmission stall out on a hill in SF.
1) Im so conditioned to seatbelts that driving without one on feels like Im running through a crowded mall, entirely populated with bullies from my old school, totally naked.
I honestly feel that the Ecosport is the closest thing to an honestly ‘bad car’ that is made today.
Jeep Compass, hands down.
I think panels like these should just be hard-wired to an exhaust fan so that the car doesn’t get so hot in the sun. Might help preserve the interior bits as well.
What kind of shitty, two-bit operation...
The car folds in half for easier transportation to the salvage yard. It’s a FEATURE.
Wow, am I the only one who thinks this car is balls-out amazing?
(hides experimental rig)
Are you...mad about this? I’m genuinely curious now. You won’t read it, but you’ll comment on it to tell me to fuck an eel? Are you offended? If so, damn, that’s amazing.
Jason narrowly dodges a sternly worded letter from PETA.
It took all of my willpower not to title this "Ricciardo and Beavis Butt Heads"
Nope. Those are absolute fallacies which I have proven time and time and time again.
Yes. Its all but explicit purpose was to form a pretext for telling us to stick to sports.
They may yet (try to) do that! That they haven’t already done it is entirely attributable to fear of our union, not any admirable qualities on their part.
Bravo, and Jim, please understand: this is not just “what Deadspin has done in the past” this is what Deadspin IS and ALWAYS HAS BEEN (capitalization yours, sort of):