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Is that an illustration from Dixit?

Source article says that quote is from Wendy Francis, not Wendy Davis.

dropping sick beats like he drops sick customers

i am intensely curious about the distribution of donations across those 7 people giving $810

so what you’re saying is you don’t want your politicians to shoot from the hip

Excited for Monster Energy Twinkies

the intelligence of tirades has seriously gone downhill around here

with a name like arbour she should make a like a tree and get out of here

You’d think someone named Sharon Stone wouldn’t take her marble floors for granite.

Report: Chris Brown now hermit since gay men are part of the general population.

You have M Night Shyamalan make a movie with that title.

I don’t believe anyone is twisting his words. They’re untwistable.

maybe this will get people to stop pudding him on a pedestal

Yes I have an actual incontinence problem.

this conversation made me figuratively crap my pants

MY NAME IS JONAS