WARNING LOW HANGING FRUIT

actually this would have been amazing if they had actually done this

Victor and Spoils has been working on this since 2013 it seems.

Let's just call this a truce.

So I guess humblebragging to anonymous people on the internet is important to you as you're clearly making time for it?

a coworker brought in durian to my office and someone reported a gas leak. one person went home out of fear.

right they're too busy shooting guns and chewing tobacco and voting republican. :/

Right - if you have a mother or the time to make food yourself, you can make it any way you want to. If you're busy and need to rely on quick foods, at least from what I've seen, the landscape for vegan options has changed dramatically.

yeah but my guess is that the carnivores who write nasty emails to a restaurant are also few and far between as well.

Agree with this.

ITS HAPPPPENGINGGGNGNNGNGGGGGGGGGGGG

What's going on?!! I'll tell you what's going on! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from their graves! Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats, Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

if the vagina foot fits

okay but what do i do if i want a hand job

the mattress isn't sentient it's just what we should have been inventing instead of the segway

wow never knew about http://www.rentaswag.com/

Being the least cool Murdock. #RupertsFault

Yeesh, it's like a clown runs that place.

ha ha ha ha i love that you're using their own stuff against them