I don't know, I used to do therapy (for people) and we had a saying that "this person suffers from the one disease that can neither be cured with drugs or therapy, they're an asshole". I've met a few dogs that fit this diagnosis.

I was actually thinking something like this a while back, some kind of color in the collar that signifies "it's your hand asshole" to anyone thinking they can accost my dog. My dog isn't cranky but he's half Red Heeler, half Weimaraner so when he gets upset it tends to scare the living shit of the dumbass who…

Isn't "lol" actually "roro" in Japan?

Grown ass hardcore men arguing about pleats on a kilt, that is sofa king epic!

You forgot comfy shoes. Unless you're one of these psychos who likes to run on asphalt in the middle of the summer and winter, a nice pair of comfy shoes goes a long way.

Utah Mormons and non-Utah Mormons are different. I'm guessing that you and your friends belong to the latter. Non-Utah Mormons can actually be quite normal.

I'm an Atheist who grew up Mormon and still resides in Salt Lake, the holiest of Mormon holies outside of Navoo. Most Mormons are only kind to me because they either think I'm still a Mormon (mainly because I'm white, blond, slightly overweight and don't smoke) or because I just need to come back to the fold.…

If people don't want to be mocked for having silly beliefs, they shouldn't have silly beliefs. Mormonism is a bizarre, backwards, misogynistic and racist religion, I know because I was raised in it.

Dear Skip,

I still think the Legendary version of Halo 3 was the best one. Kind of hard to beat getting a life-size Master Chief Helmet with the game. An ID card that glows under a blacklight seems a little "meh".

Just consider yourself blessed if you haven't seen one. Once you do, you'll feel like someone ripped your soul out a little without any chance of getting it back. Those who participate in them in any manner are tools. Even Hipsters don't sink this low.

I hit black ice once going about 70mph on two-lane country road in subzero temperatures in January at about 2am. My car was a 2000 Volkswagen GLX and this road is in a rural area of Utah between two cities where I worked and lived at the time. I noticed what was going on when my car started to do a rotational spin…

The problem with this is that it's a no-win situation. If video games try to depict the culture of a specific "bad guy" with too much realism they are considered racist. If video games try to make a specific "bad guy" too cartoonish they are considered stereotypical. My personal favorites that hit the nose on the head…

Well, had he made one of the new SW films, those prequels would be looking a whole lot better.

You just broke your new phone and what's the first thing you do? Post it all over twitter and FB so people know just how big of a tool you really are.

A gun is a tool. While it can be used for many things, it's primary design was for dropping another human being. Some guns are designed to drop multiple human beings in a short time or cut through any defense that human being may have. If you take a gun class you are taught basically three things, how to shoot a…

It's a "Pak"! As in a Pakistani.

Having the name "Evel" is about as bad-ass as it gets.

The one thing Weuve misses the point on is distance, tactical distance. Aircraft operate from bases. The aircraft have a limited range of operation and without a carrier, can only operate so far. The carrier creates a portable base so the aircraft can be utilized from practically anywhere you can place the carrier.

Oh great, I'll have to update my collection of Princess Leia action figures when Lucas cashes in on this.