Becky is the one in purple.

So we’re supposed to read “Bey” as “bee”, right? Because there’s no way I can see it and not automatically read it in my head as sounding the same as “bay”. I can’t be the only one who has this problem.

This relationship looks exhausting.

“Excuse me, my tusks are up *here*."

Dat ass, tho

Rachael Ray, none of this is your fault, but you should hide.

I’ve come to the conclusion that people who say “no drama” really mean “I’m going to be an ass and you can’t call me out on it or else I’ll cut you out and call you crazy”

I read this as he wanted to be attracted to men, because that would make him edgy and hip but he is only sexually attracted to women. And I agree.

So she meanders around singing about half of the verses on top of playback? Hard pass.

I gave up on it midway through last season. The only reason why I was interested in the first place is because I thought they were going to focus on the breakdown of civilization after the outbreak, something we didn’t really get to see with TWD.

I wish them the best of luck and I hope their kids get out but... Maybe they should have been more careful before indoctrinating themselves and their children into a psychotic cult.

“Fuck. So close.”

pls add this to tweet beat it’s my fave of yesterday thank u bobby

Conversely, I haven’t changed my mind about Wendy Williams

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Getting to the end of that first item like