How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

fittingly, “bleph” is the exact sound I made when I imagined getting the fat sucked out of my eye sockets.

...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.

SELENA NOOOOOOOO

Rob would be one of those victors that just hid in a tree until everyone else killed each other.

Or like a baby seal getting clubbed.

I still can’t believe he was a Real World-er.

You forgot something.

We’d have to sell a whole lot of Yankee Candles at my kids’ school fundraiser to raise the kind of cash Beyonce can. What will the school even do with that kind of money? Dip the teachers in gold?

I actually clicked on that Jerry Hall link excited to know who on TWD she was marrying... My audible disgust at realising it was actually that racist piece of fried shit frightened my coworkers.

Is Ariana shilling for Domino’s now?

“Leo’s Pussy Posse has rebranded; now called Wolf Pack”

As he tries to sleep...in between the finest, most nubile underwear models Victoria Secret can produce. I think he sleeps ok.

I was amazed she agreed to be on a show where that much of Jodi Sweetin’s.... investments were on display. Considering what a prude she (Candace) is, I pretty much expected everyone was going to be dressed like Little House on the Prairie. (you do you, Jodi!)

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

Though not a Jew (or religious at all), I think I have some insight from working at a synagogue for 5 years and also having a 1/2 Jewish fiancée and numerous Jewish friends. I think your question strikes at a philosophical difference between Judaism and Christianity. While Christianity asks for belief and goodness of…

NOW HE’S TALKING ABOUT THE WALL

About half the time I agree with Chrissy about whatever sort of trouble she stirs up* but it’s kind of tiresome that intentionally being controversial on Twitter is basically her job and her way of staying publicly relevant and she acts like it’s so exhausting every time it happens. It’s not an accident that this…