I’M SINGIN’ TA NELSON!

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

Can we talk about the name “Boomer Robert Phelps” please?

Also I never noticed before, but she got the same nose job as Tori Spelling: The doc pinched one side of the nose more than the other, and now the nostrils are uneven.

Brothers and sisters I have none but this baby’s father’s my father’s son’s ex-girlfriend’s aunt twice removed on my mom’s side.

LET IT ALL BURN

Will someone explain what “dancing for The Weeknd” means?

It’s SO MANY, I don’t know, I feel like we need to call a physician

ol’ toothy tile striking again!

Or Jessica Seinfeld. Same social circles for sure.

“She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.”

I feel like we’re living out some social media driven version of Emperor’s New Clothing.

On my top 10 lifetime list.

I'll take sexy music videos from the 90s for a thousand Alex.

My husband and I are looking for a house now, and my mother-in-law keeps telling us to get on Property Brothers— so she can (her words) “hump them.”

I can go either way on them. My HGTV hatred is reserved for the Flip or Flop couple. Between the smugness and the awful vocal fry, they make me want to throw something at the TV.

Counterpoint: that's not an unpopular opinion.

I thought he was just making the classic Jim face.

And the poor child was sick for TWO AND A HALF WEEKS! How do you look at your child’s worsening condition and not have that gut instinct to save your child?