I’ve got a pretty good recipe for it, if you’d like. :)

To add to your point about how he neglected Cersei....I don’t think it would be a stretch to say his behavior towards her significantly influenced her level of corruption during their marriage. I mean, she was fucked up from the womb based on the books but he sure as shit didn’t do her any favors.

I’d have to disagree with your stance on Sansa, if only because all the other characters you mentioned had some semblance of back-up/support, whether it was in physical skill or personal connections. Sansa had almost any and all personal connections essentially wiped out from under her and she was never taught any…

“Not Rob Stark, who blew his whole military campaign and lost his life and the lives of his family due to (again) love.”

I believe you forgot Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas. Arkansas first.

So it’s a really passive-aggressive thing to do, but some times I just take it upon myself to cast major shade on them to their face. Usually something like, “I don’t support those types of places. I find them barbaric.” They’ll often get embarrassed for being called out and quickly go on the defense and try to…

I get equally upset. I live in San Antonio and every time someone tells me they are going to Sea World here I die a little inside. Even more upsetting is that half of them will say something along the lines of, “I know it’s wrong to support that, but the kids just love it!”

You are still not answering the question as to whether or not you support keeping these animals in what is basically slave labor so they can collect their earnings from a bunch of morally bankrupt tourists. What is happening to the oceans and wild cetaceans is irrelevant in this context. So again, what purpose does it…

I think that special is on Netflix if you ever want to watch the whole thing. I could be wrong. It’s definitely on YouTube, though!

There is a joke I once heard by Childish Gambino when he was still doing his stand-up under his regular name and it went something like this:

There is this amazing little tool you can download on your phone called “Google Translate” which is super useful for things like, idk, asking an employee that doesn’t speak English where a specific item is. It’s great. You can just enter what your question is, then hit “translate,” and then show the translation to the…