Err ... you do understand that there are people called “motoring enthusiasts” who purchase vehicles with more capability than really required because it’s “fuckin’ awesome!” ... apparently they also like to have “fun” and enjoy the smell of “gasoline and burning rubber”.

I thoroughly enjoyed the minimalist approach ... it gave the scenes more intensity. The editing was amazing ... not sure if every movie can be made like this but it worked in “Dunkirk”.

See this is why they do it ... because they know they will not only get away with it but because they have clauses in their contracts to guarantee a large payout if they agree to a quick dismissal. If some poor slob does the same thing they go straight to jail. What did we teach young men just now? ... If you are rich…

I’ll take a 4-door soft top with the diesel, steelies and a .50 cal on a pedestal mount.

Nice station wagon ... or is it shooting brake?

*GASP* a Scoutmaster cursing! LOL jk ... I say this is a good move, but the National Girl Scouts is gonna fight for the cookie-selling monopoly tooth-and-nail.

Nothing wrong with the Prius as a car, it is a perfectly engineered vehicle. It’s the asshole smug owners that give it a bad reputation by attempting to hypermile in the fast lane, passive-aggressively slowing everyone else down.

Ok maybe too obscure ... there is a (very small) number of men who enjoy penis torture. Pulling it out through the fly instead of doing a full unbutton can lead to some nasty scratches.

Never, really what guy wants to risk getting scratched by the zipper? Oh ...

Note to self - avoid Land Rover manufacturer demo vehicles on sale. Also ... when the EotW comes all these electric vehicles will be the first to strand you in the path of the zombies/aliens. 1950's multi-fuel compression ignition technology wins.

Bears don’t attack Chuck Norris because they’re afraid their claws will get filed down on his skin if they try to scratch him.

Can’t wait for the Holy War of the AI Incarnate.

Even more grounded to the ground!

Nope, remember this is Houston where people buy 10-foot wide $100K bro trucks to go grocery shopping at the Whole Foods in the Galleria. This vehicle actually has some historic value.

Don’t hate Mr. Worldwide ... at least he put it to good use. Any bets on whether Mr. Trump will do the same or not?

Technically ... if this thing launches drones it is an aircraft carrier.

I hated driving those 577s plus all those antennas made you a target.

This is sturdy Soviet lightpole, built to be used as anti-tank barrier in the next Great Patriotic War.

Seriously, this is how idiots die.

Obviously ... that CAG was a lousy developer of pilots. His favorite pilot washed out, lost it. That’s how Maverick and Goose got to the Fighter Weapons School.