Here’s the real irony - the founders of HP, Bill and Dave were not only highly successful corporate visionaries, they were altruists with a long history of charitable contributions to society. They also served in public life. Then came all these Wall Street MBA fucks and destroyed it all.

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Any current or former HP employee present during her tenure could confirm this was her magical ability.

Guyz ... the Cold War’s back! Is it ok to start calling them Russkies and Commie Bastards if they get to call us Dirty Capitalist Pigs and Amerikanski? WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

Now if they would only put the turbo engine from the forester XT into the Outback. Only thing keeping me from buying one.

The last gunfighter!

Lowest bidder my ass!

At Porsche excellence is expected

Still a stone cold fox after all these years ...

I think she likes you.

Fucking Sean better have said yes. Otherwise I declare a total war on his weasel ass.

Great ... all we need is autonomous vehicles programmed to drive like pompous passing-lane hogging hybrid car drivers or asshat douchebags in BMWs!

Awesome!

Not on ye bloody life! Pippa told me all about him and his ideas!

Really, Will has it together now my Darling! We’ll just take a pint or two and be on our way home!

At least in the ‘Stan I could shoot someone if displeased!

Take that you boarding school wenches! I’ve ended up the Queen in Waiting!

Dearest brother ... If THOU had not wagged His Royal Penis at every passing crumpet whilst enjoying a well-deserved Hero’s sendoff in Las Vegas then perhaps my lovely future Queen would allow a fun Stag night once in a while!

Brother your bride has you by the proverbial Royal Nutsack ... are thou not the future King? Why cannot she remain in the residence nursing the infant Heir?