Fuck’s sakes! Nobody is going to watch this. “Manly Men” which used to be just “Average Joes” and prior to that just men (no titles, apologies or context needed) would rather watch sports, be out with friends or fishing with the kids. Hipsters, Metrosexuals, Lumberjacks and all the other wanna-be’s will be watching…

Boy I’m going to show you who’s boss ... no more games ... you’re gonna learn the meaning of Black Power! I’ll have you begging me to stop!

OMG ... OMG ... OMG ... is he looking at me? After our spat I felt soooooo angry ... but now seeing him look at me with those eyes ... he picked my favorite Rose wine ... and the flowers. Is he wearing Old Spice? Is this it ... will he finally ravage me like in the dream ... with his big Mandingo hands pushing me down…

Those Germans ... always so precise, even their screwups are perfect!

So hold on ... how many cars actually failed normal state emission testing?

Because he’s the real Tiger from Japan’s super secret secret service ninja secret service.

Don’t hate ... who among you hasn’t had a legomaniac attack at some point ... he just went on a bender.

LMAO ... the world needs more white priviledged douchebags having prissy little bitchslap matches on youtube. Motherfucker please everybody knows that the boroughs got good one they got some Puertorrican flavor in them ... can’t have viandas, cuchifritos, cerveza bien fria and domino tournaments without them! Get your…

Vast empty void where no coherent thought dare tread.

It’s DALLAS ... Austin (weird is part of it’s official motto), San Antonio (high diversity) and Houston (first female gay Mayor of a large US city) ... anywhere else people are generally pretty cool here. Not Dallas - the stereotypes are sadly true there.

Any Time Baby!

V for Veloce

Nope V for Veloce

Apparently they’ve been friends for a long time but never got together.

Still don’t understand why these two never got hitched.

Dammit ... anything worth doing is worth doing right ... the WW2 generation knew this!

I predict predict hipsterdom’s infatuation with artisanal goods will peak with the advent of finely crafted retro-cognitive-steampunk documentary style scatological little person porn filmed on old-stock technicolor film using locally sourced panavision lenses.

There are a lot of good cops out there ... but once in a while they let a power-mad authority abusing freak like this guy through. Toss him in with the general population.

Good riddance Smisek you cheesy fuck. Your stupid merger of Continental with United screwed everyone except you. Because of you I started flying American again, even though they don’t fly nonstop anywhere. Asshole.

Mama-San have lot of girlies for you Rapper-man. She young ... she sexy ... you like ... only $5 million ... she love you long time!