Thank you for the correction ... explains why the hookers always laugh when I take it out of my goodie bag.

Fuck ... I could have stuck to making tons of money and partying in Nice.

Oooh ... so tall, dark and handsome!

Best friends 4-evah!

Barry ... look at my eyes ... can you see my pain?

WTF! The’ve come from the UK and were on vacation in Vegas, what was that important? I get that dildos, gag ball, whips and leather facemasks are expensive but that shit can be replaced!

Homely yet dashing in a deranged college professor, potential mass-murdering pedophile kinda way. I dig what he’s doing here ... the anti-Clooney.

Apparently he’s been working on a formula for all your dental needs ... “poopy mouth”

Bowleevia? Ain’t there some natural gas or somethin’ down there we can exploit ... err produce along with the local citizenry? Shoot all we need is to send some of them good ole Halliburton boys down there! Maybe a few Blackwater fellas in case things get out of control.

Dolphins will take your baby and raise it as an aquatic superhero. Or eat your baby. Or feed it to sharks. Anyway damn hippies and their new age bullshit ... next they’ll want to have inter-species sex with dolphins.

Single-purpose Soviet-bloc planes always had a certain Nauticaa “je ne se what the heck where you thinking” about them.

It’s sad to see the Party of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower be reduced to this.

That bitch needs to be ground up into sausage.

It is an M1A2 but the Saudi version does not have the advanced Chobham armor. Biggest problem is that they were sitting alone and exposed. At the very least the tank should have been in a dug in prepared position with only the sensors visible. Preferably a platoon of 4 tanks should have been deployed to a better…

Wait a second ... is this the same fucker who was whining about how he felt guilty about how much he sucked as a feminist in a previous article?

Nope ... the point is that we all need to setup our own churches then get ordained as ministers of that church. Then donate 100% of your salary to that church minus social security, minimal taxes and insurance/retirement. Then have the church pay all your bills. After this submit your tax returns and get most of your…

Run a blood-soaked monopoly long enough and no one will want to buy what you’re selling.

What they really want to convey is that America can still convince people to lend it money so that it can build awesome weapons of war, and that they cannot.

There’s a couple of Army Ranger Course grads and a MMA Champion that would love to pay these boys a visit.

In the closet and don’t even know it.