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Those are the secret reverse-engineered alientech hypersonic and spaceflight-capable fighters nobody is supposed to know about:

Where there’s a will and billions of taxpayer dollars there’s a way.

Yes!

You’d be smiling too if your heart was a V-12 Rolls-Royce Merlin engine!

All modern warplanes shall from now on be painted in heritage colors.

Because we’re in a period of evolutionary change. Early humans had one priority - survival. To ensure this natural selection setup a system where the strongest males, the ones most capable of providing for a female mate and their offspring, got the sex they wanted when they wanted it. Variations of this system existed

Relax, as soon as the alien hordes try to take over Planet Earth well have no choice but to unite. It’s that or die. They’re coming we kee doing stupid shit to try to get their attention.

You would be surprised, there are guys there with advanced degrees (Rhodes Scholars even) that get a kick out of sounding like they don’t. Not a clue why - probably to relate better with the rest of the unit - avoiding the whole “superiority” BS.

Yes but as in good shit ... like for some people good pot is “good shit”. It’s an Army thing most people wouldn’t understand.

Aaaaannnnnnd we have to refuel agin.

As long as he had his weapon with him he was within regulations.

Say hello to my little friend!

Non of that surrender merde this time!

I guess the old bird isn’t a waste of taxpayer dollars anymore eh?

If you ain’t Cav ... you ain’t shit!

Did you just call me a cow!

Ciao!

Dear Royal Subjects ... in these times of austerity we want to do our part to reduce the expense to the Exchequer for our lavish Royal Lifestyles! To do this we would like to introduce this trio of Princely Ales ... not only will they quench your thirst, they will keep Camilla in the rare albino mink undergarments she

How adorable ... he went down with a hearty “alalalalalalala!”

Good lad! You’ve killed that Saracen with righteous Christian might!