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Oh snookums you are just too scrumptilicious!

Watch this hunny buns ... I’m going to quarfle that beast into a blartalast!

I don’t know darling ... yours are not covered in rose parfume either!

Oof that bird fahrt was just a tad wee too fishy for my taste!

What you’re seeing is advanced targetting technology developed in Area 51 after reverse-engineering capabilities built into one of the captured UFOs ... oops I’ve said to much ... the Jade Helm commando strike team is already at the do ...rgeqrghtyr HELP gewrgpjt rgg ME fgrjfdg;jdfg gte hy h

Bob the Builder isn’t dumb, he’s cool! You’re a poopy head!

Was going to do a a vibrator joke but got beat to it ... oh well, in any case:

People we have a serious situation here, we are losing the spontaneously exploding missile race and losing it badly. I call upon America’s military industrial complex to redouble its efforts - this is a race we cannot afford to lose!

Best part: you could get a 1983 Cressida Wagon with the same engine and a three-mode automatic: Econ (slow), Normal and Sport (would go to redline on the cool digital dash - don’t tell my Mom I know that!). That sweet twincam 6 had a ripping exhaust note when pressed hard!

Had the same experience on a United flight coming into Narita ... not fun.

It’s gonna take a lot of lipstick to make this pig look good.

This engine needs to be in the Outback. Tested one, liked everything except the CVT (not a deal breaker) and the pokey non-turbo four (killed the deal for me).

And the rocket’s red glare ... bombs bursting mid-air!

Get skinny!

Fuuuuuck ... If NATO had any balls they would have invaded us by now over the whole Crimea gambit! Then we could have taken their massive foreign aid to rebuild after I threw some dimwit generals under the bus for “keeping me as a puppet” while all along “all I really wanted was peace with the West”. Now we’re broke,

A real successor to the 2002, RWD only, no frills 2-door manual sport sedan. 1600 - 2000 cc 4-cyl inline engines, highly tuned and with turbo on top model. No navi, no fancy alcantara shit, steelies, light and nimble and fun ... less than 25k. I can dream.

PRO: The Tomcat flies again!

In the bay .... it was a pelican ...

Yep we’re fucked ... drivin’ the Edsel of the Skies!

You gettin’ the same feeling I’m getting?