Needs more Tomcat!

Nuclear power plant here.

Rail Gun here ...

Rail Gun here ...

Install anti-missile system here.

ASROC goes here

Phased array sonar goes here.

Would it kill them to raise the roof an inch?

Man, those Russian hookers have put a lot of miles on this bastard!

General Dingus

I see they finally paved Bryce Canyon!

... look at these mutants!

Obviously after the nukelar apokeelipse ...

Facebook check!

SBLIM check!

RASTAC check!

... and bailing wire!

Hah! They have to keep the thing together with duct tape ...

Beats me ... something for the sociologists to figure out.

Lasers! Zap! Zap!