I don’t know whose dick you sucked but ... great job!

Hmm ... did I just fuck up by making this public? If I’m a real threat they’ll have to do something about it ... shit, shit, shit, shit ... now what do I do?

It was a good day fellas ... I’m feeling magnanimous today! Cancel the anti-aircraft cannon executions for today ... we’ll use a sniper instead!

Now that mongrel Obama and his lackeys will have to kow-tow to ME! ... did you get that? Write it down ... M ... O ...

Hahahahahahahaha! cough-cough-cough a-hahahahaha! Now you will have to fear me and I will not be just a meme target for you decadent western buffoons!

WE WERE EVERYONE’S BITCH IN WW2! EVEN VIETNAM HAS KICKED OUR ASS! MAYBE PUTIN’S MANLINESS WILL WEAR OFF! WE WONDER HOW OUR ESTEEMED LEADER WOULD LOOK RIDING A PANDA BEAR!

I figured why not ... please fondle them as much as you want!

Esteemed leader ... is it perhaps time for the ceremonial commie circle-jerk?

Ooooh you shaved your balls! For me?!

They need to park these in the order of number of kills.

I laughed too ... in the “oh shit what did I do now” guy way.

I get it, but I wonder how much of it is “woman against woman” vs. guys having more influence than they should. We’re mostly simple creatures except for the creeps but those are fairly easy to spot if you know what to look for. Seeing my daughter go through high school I felt bad though ... and it wasn’t boys that…

Lol ... no offense intented just saying that there are plenty of guys that like a fuller figured lady. But I’m guessing there are other things going on here based on your comment.

Something was missing from the picture ... ah yes ... explosion!

That’s what happens when you include vodka rations in the breakfast meal.

Wait ... I’m hot now?! Finally ... my years of couch surfing pay off! Ladies, honest truth if a guy wants you to be smaller than say a size 8 he either fondly remembers playing with Barbie dolls as a kid or likes the feel of bones.

Oh Jeb ... too little and way too late ...

One of these folks is not like the others ...

Leave it to the Navy brass to look for a scapegoat.

But really, the funniest part of the show was the continued nut-grabbing by [cheese] Wiz Khalifa followed by the epic beating of himself in the face with the mike!