Subban showed US hockey fans that he is a great defensive d-man, not just a free-wheeler with a cannonading slapshot.

Holtby is just another great (regular season) goalie. The past is filled with them.

What a douchebag.

RE: Mazar...you are correct, sir.

He was telling the ref that Dotchin was faking it. This is why we need men like Domi, Probert, etc. back in the league to put the faces of guys like this asshole through the back of their skulls.

Also: In addition to being an old man, I’m fairly seriously mentally ill, something to add to your condescending comedic “e-chats”.

Fights, cheap shots, the occasional goal (which you usually describe incorrectly)...the extent of Deadspin’s hockey “coverage”. You’re an embarrassment. Stick with dogs fetching pucks. Yeah I don’t care if nobody sees my comments, just so you fully understand you’re bad. And I’ll tell you this (or Barry) to your face…

So, when Zevon sang, “the name of the game is be hit and hit back,” he didn’t know what he was talking about? GOD dammit, songwriters, always failing me.

He wouldn’t play it safe in Michel Therrien’s “system”—too much of a freelancer. Now Therrien’s shitcanned, and they’re gonna regret the trade down the road like they did LeClair, Langway, McDonagh, etc. Old, lifelong Habs fan here.

How? Luca Sbisa (#5) plays the body, not the puck, end of play.

“got (sic) swallowed by a giant pussy so you can be reborn...” is pretty good tho.

This is some seriously evil fucking bullshit.

It’s a tad long—signed, comfirmed tagline expert.

The Habs should fire Therrien and hire Julien, then fire Julien and hire Vigneault when he gets fired by the Rangers after this season, and then fire Vigneault next season and bring back maybe Lemaire?, to keep the failed Frenchie two-time coach parade going.

Now there’s a lede.

Testify, Gabrielle. 100% fucking correct.

They have the best PP in the league, by far. And if you had actually watched a few of their games, you’d know how big of a factor that’s been. But keep reading your new age stats, and watching nothing but highlights, and writing like you know what the fuck you’re talking about it.

Easily the worst hockey post ever written, and no, doing it on purpose doesn’t make it less worst. Just stop covering the game, you dickclowns.

If “The King” faces Price in the playoffs, the Rangers are dead meat, even if the Habs play their St. John’s AHL team. Go ahead, check his career numbers head-to-head.

Widen the rinks to international standards. Yesterday.